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“Your meatball grinder is cold now. Do you want me to heat it up?”
The Infamous Ratsos, Project Fluffy by Kara LaReau,
“No, that’s OK,” Louis says. The grinder is cold and a little soggy, but he’s too hungry to care.
“You look tired,” says Big Lou.
“I’ve been trying to help a kid at school get a girl to notice him,” Louis says. “But Project Fluffy has been a disaster.”
“Maybe because Fluffy is a person and not a project,” Ralphie says, taking a bite of rocky road.
“Ralphie is right. Women aren’t projects or objects,” Big Lou notes. “When I first met your mom, I really wanted her to like me, so I figured out what she liked.”
illustrated by Matt MyersThe Infamous Ratsos is an adorable, hilarious series about brothers Louie and Ralph and their dad Big Lou. I’ve been straight up evangelizing this series to everyone I know. It’s become my absolute favorite. If you want an early reader series with funny pictures or a great read-aloud chapter book, this series is perfection. Added bonus, you’ll see a grown man cry with his sons, reminders that boys can be gentle and kind, lessons on respecting women, and so many other lessons. I cannot recommend this series enough.
The Infamous Ratsos are a great early reader chapter book or for introducing chapter books as a read-aloud. There’s lots of funny illustrations and large text.

For The Ratsos brothers, I made the meatball subs, or meatball grinders, that Louis eats cold after his long day. I figured they could use some extra veggies, so I simmered turkey meatballs in my hidden veggies tomato sauce and served the sandwiches on fresh French Bread. The French Bread recipe from Mel’s Kitchen Cafe is phenomenal. I’ve never had a bread turn out so beautifully.

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I created this Hidden Veggies Red Sauce for my Infamous Ratsos post. I figured the Ratso boys would benefit from some extra vegetables in their dinner! This recipe makes a large batch and could easily be halved. Or adapted if you want to swap out any of the vegetables.

This recipe makes a pretty large batch so I used half the batch for meatball sandwiches and the other half I froze in a ziploc bag and I’ve been breaking off bits of it, reheating it with a little chicken stock plus cream for a delicious tomato soup.

The base of this soup is lots of chopped up veggies! I used onion, bell peppers, carrots, celery, and cauliflower. After sautéing the vegetables and then simmering with the tomatoes, I pureed everything with my immersion blender. You can also use a regular blender, but an immersion blender makes life so much easier! While all those vegetables do affect the sauce’s consistency, I did not notice a difference when I served it with turkey meatballs on fresh french bread for the meatball subs. It was delicious!
If you make this recipe, I’d love your feedback. And, as always, don’t hesitate to reach out in the comments with any questions you may have!

Hidden Veggies Red Sauce
Ingredients:
2 Tablespoons of olive oil
1 yellow onion, diced
2 bell peppers, diced
3 carrots, peeled and diced
3 celery stalks, diced
1 head of cauliflower, diced
2 cloves of garlic, minced
6 oz tomato paste
2 Tablespoon of granulated sugar
2-28 oz cans of whole peeled or diced tomatoes
1 cup of vegetable or chicken broth
Directions:
- Heat olive oil in a stock pot over medium heat. Add all of the diced veggies, stirring occasionally. Cook for about 15 minutes until the veggies have softened.
- Add the minced garlic, stirring. Cook until the garlic is fragrant, about 1 minute.
- Add the tomato paste and sugar, stirring to coat the vegetables.
- Add the diced tomatoes and broth. Simmer for at least 15 minutes. If you have time, the sauce will taste best if it’s allowed to simmer for 30-45 minutes.
- Puree with an immersion blender or in a regular blender.
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The food in Camp Zero was, overall, disgusting. And while my goal was to recreate a rather disgusting and gristly “cat stew” — mountain lion roadkill — with chicken. Admittedly, my version is delicious.

“Grant!” the Foreman calls out from the feed line. “Get in line! It’s cat stew night.”
Camp Zero by Michelle Lin Sterling
“Cat stew?” Grant asks. He feels his stomach turn.
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The line inches forward and Grant peers into a wide trough of food. The cat stew is brown and oily, with bits of gristle and what looks like bones.
Flin ladles the stew into a bowl and tops it with mashed potatoes.Camp Zero by Michelle Lin Sterling is a sci-fi, apocalyptic, dystopian…I’ve heard it described as a thriller, but I don’t feel the pacing is fast enough to call it a thriller.
The story follows several characters in a post-apocalyptic world trying to survive in the freezing tundra. The food is mostly processed, canned, or roadkill, unless you’re wealthy enough to live in the “floating city,” a temperature controlled haven floating on the ocean outside of Boston.

But this is where I felt some of the world-building broke down. The world is falling apart and overheating, but the wealthiest have tropical fruits flown in from countries along the equator. Wouldn’t those places be too hot to grow those fruits now? With all their technology, wouldn’t they just grow those things in a green house in the floating city?
I am conflicted about this book. The story is surreal and a bit bonkers. My main complaint was the pacing which felt off most of the book. The story would lag for stretches until a crazy turn would be dropped into the plot and the book would speed up. Only to lag again. I did appreciate how all the stories weaved together at the end of the book into so many insane twists that I never saw coming. Also, I just keep coming back to this book even though it drove me crazy. I can’t stop thinking about the themes or the twists or the moral dilemmas! If you’re looking for a post-apocalyptic sci-fi that will blow your mind and force you to think twice, this is it. It may also bore and frustrate you.
It was fun creating fake gold teeth for the reel I created for Camp Zero!

For the cozy chicken stew, I grabbed a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store. It added a lovely smokey flavor to the stew. And I served over some creamy mashed potatoes. This is the perfect comfort meal for a cold day!
What’s a hyped-up book that you didn’t enjoy?
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I created this stew for my Camp Zero post and, honestly, it’s so yummy and the perfect comfort meal on a cold day.
If you’re looking for an easy, yummy way to use a rotisserie chicken, this is perfection. It makes the whole process easy (hello, no raw chicken!) and the rotisserie chicken adds a nice smokiness to the soup’s flavor.
Also, don’t serve your soup with bones in the bowl! That was for the aesthetics of the story. 😅

Cozy Rotisserie Chicken Stew and Mashed Potatoes
Ingredients:
2 Tablespoons of olive oil
1 yellow onion, diced
3-4 large carrots, peeled and diced
3 celery stalks, diced
2 cloves or garlic, minced
1 bay leaf
1 teaspoon of dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon of dried thyme
1 rotisserie chicken, shredded
1 teaspoon of lemon juice, or the juice of about 1/2 lemon
salt and pepper
10 cups of chicken stock or broth
Directions:
- Heat the 2 Tablespoons of olive oil in a large stockpot over medium high heat. Add the onion and cook until translucent, stirring occasionally.
- Add the carrots and celery and sauté for 5 minutes. Turn heat down to medium. Add the minced garlic and stir until fragrant. Add the bay leaf, parsley, and thyme.
- Add the chicken broth. Add the chicken meat. (For the reel I created, I threw the entire chicken into the pot, allowed the soup to simmer, and then shredded the meat). Allow to simmer for about 30 minutes. (You can prepare the mashed potatoes while the soup simmers. Recipe for potatoes below).
- Add the lemon juice and salt and pepper to taste.
- Serve over mashed potatoes.
Mashed Potatoes
Ingredients:
5 pounds of potatoes (I prefer Russet), peeled and diced
1 Tablespoon of salt
5 Tablespoons of butter
1 cup of milk
Directions:
- Place the diced potatoes in a large pan and cover with cold water until the potatoes are completely submerged. Add 1 Tablespoon of salt to the water. Turn the stove to high and cook until the water comes to a boil. Turn down heat to simmer and cook for 10-12 minutes and until the potatoes are easy to spear with a fork and are soft through the center.
- Drain the potatoes in a colander.
- Place the butter in the still-hot pan and melt. Slowly whisk in the milk.
- I like to mash potatoes in my Kitchenaid mixer. I place them in the mixing bowl, begin to mix on low with the paddle attachment, and slowly pour in the butter and milk mixture. Be careful not to over mix! If the potatoes seem dry, add more milk.
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Kara expertly butterflied two chicken breasts and rolled them in a spice mix. Her movements were pinpoint, with a speed and precision I’d never seen from professional chefs. Most of the time, even while cutting, her eyes never left mine.
Upgrade by Blake Crouch
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She turned back to the chicken. It had taken a good sear. Kara used tongs to move the pieces into the white wine sauce, then she topped it all with fresh herbs.
Upgrade by Blake Crouch is a fast-paced sci-fi thriller.
In the future, genetic testing has gone wrong, wiping out a huge portion of the population. Logan Ramsey works for the Gene Protection Agency, a government agency that enforces the new laws against genetic research. While on a job, Logan gets infected with a strange virus that after a few days seems innocuous. But then Logan starts to notice changes. He’s smarter, faster, and stronger.
Now Logan needs to understand why his DNA has been changed, or Upgraded. He’s learning it’s all part of a larger plan that could save or destroy humanity and Logan has to decide whether to support it…or stop it.
Upgrade was a fast-paced sci-fi thriller that I flew through in just a couple of days. I liked that Logan’s world, while it was under duress, never felt like an apocalyptic future. It felt closer to our current reality and everyone was dealing with a new problem. Without giving away too much, I also loved Logan’s conclusions at the end of the book and find myself thinking about it again and again. The book’s climax was a bit disappointing, though, and the final bit lost some of the book’s momentum. Otherwise, I really enjoyed it and recommend it if you enjoy sci-fi thrillers that take place in a world similar to our own.
I had to recreate the butterflied chicken meal since it was so appropriate for the story that the same knife used to butterfly the chicken gets turned on Logan.
I prepared the asparagus in my favorite Staub casserole dish. I also made frozen balls of ice with this tray for the weird ice spheres they find at the beginning of the book.
You can find my reel for Upgrade here!
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It was Nia’s idea to do something after so that I didn’t have to go straight home. She knew that before seeing Dad, I wouldn’t be able to stomach breakfast, so she suggested lunch. I said, sure, but so long as it was somewhere I haven’t tried before. Somewhere new.
Maame by Jessica George
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“We order mushroom and caramelized onion empanadas, green rice, batatas fritas, and half a chicken to share.
Maame is a contemporary fiction, coming of age story.
Maddie’s life isn’t going well. She’s just been fired from the job she hates, she’s the full-time caregiver for her sick father with little support, and she’s depressed. Then Maddie’s mother returns to London from Ghana to take care of Maddie’s father and Maddie gets her first chance to move out. She’s going to find a new job. She’s going to date. She’ll wear new clothes. She’s going to go to brunch!
I loved Maddie’s quirkiness and laughed out-loud several times while reading this book. While it seems as though challenge after challenge is thrown at Maddie, it’s also a season of growth, of discovering her true friends and found family, and deciding who she wants to be. I absolutely recommend Maame.
I had to recreate the lunch Maddie has with one of her friends. Maddie is in a particularly rough patch, and her friend, knowing Maddie needs to eat, takes her out for lunch. They have half a roast chicken (I used a rotisserie chicken), green rice, sweet potato fries (I baked frozen fries), and caramelized onion and mushroom empanadas.
The empanada dough is straightforward. For the caramelized onions, I sliced several varieties of onions and then followed the beginning of my favorite french onion soup recipe. I then sautéed some sliced mushrooms and filled the empanadas. I baked following these directions.
The meal was overall delicious but the caramelized onion and mushroom weren’t my favorite empanada filling.
Do you have a favorite type of empanada? I want to make some more varieties!
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Do you feel conflicted when you discover one of your favorite books is being adapted to the screen? Cause I do. Of course, I can’t wait to see my favorite story come to life. But a bad adaptation can also just destroy a beloved story.

Netflix’s Shadow and Bone may be one of the best adaptations I’ve ever seen. It follows the books while still making changes but ultimately, the show captured the feel and atmosphere of Leigh Bardugo’s Shadow and Bone trilogy plus Six of Crows duology.

After finishing watching season 2 of Shadow and Bone, I had to make cinnamon rolls for Wylan, the most cinnamon roll of all the cinnamon rolls.
Truly, I adored season 2. The casting was perfect. I loved how new storylines were interwoven with original story lines from the books. And how they meshed the Grishaverse trilogy with the Six of Crows duology? Chef’s kiss. And I was thrilled with Wylan who was introduced this season. I had my doubts since the actor looks nothing like how the character is described but, my gosh, I adored him just as much as book Wylan by the end of the season.
Have you watched Shadow and Bone yet?! Who is your favorite character?
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The main character of Babel by R.F. Kuang is Robin who has a rough time for a lot of the novel. Most of the time I just wanted to give Robin a hug. While that wasn’t possible, I could give Robin the plain scones he craves and almost never gets.

He and Mrs. Piper quickly bonded over a deep love of scones. She made them every which way–plain, served with a bit of clotted cream and raspberry jam; savoury and studded with cheese and garlic chives; or dotted through with bits of dried fruit. Robin liked them best plain–why ruin what was, in his opinion, perfect from conception? He had just learned about Platonic forms, and was convinced scones were the Platonic ideal of bread.
Babel by R.F. Kuang
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Professor Lovell liked plain scones the least, though, so sultana scones were the staple of their afternoon teas.
Watch my Babel reel here!
Babel is a historical fantasy, dark academia novel with philosophical roots.
Babel follows orphan Robin Swift who as a young boy is brought to England from Canton. Robin is educated and trained to attend Oxford where he will join Babel, the most prestigious translators who manage the country’s magic system that runs on silver and languages. Through Robin’s maneuverings in Oxford society, Babel explores facets of privilege as Robin faces discrimination in some areas yet acceptance in others.
The novel is driven by complicated, imperfect characters, with Robin at the heart. Robin struggles with wanting to enjoy his place at Oxford while also acknowledging how Babel drives England and its colonialism. The story is heart wrenching and beautiful and all I can think about is reading it again.
Babel is also a philosophical response to The Secret History. The relationship is loose and you do not need to have read one to understand or appreciate the other, but I did love reading them in relationship to one another.
I baked plain scones for Robin since he always got raisin scones while living with his guardian. This recipe is so easy and delicious. Before this recipe, any scones I tried were dry, flavorless, and truly disappointing. But these are rich, moist, crumbly, and just so yummy.
Do you have a favorite dark academia novel?
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This plain scone recipe is absolutely phenomenal. It’s moist, flavorful, and flaky. The best part is how adaptable it is. I’ve tossed some blueberries with flour and folded them into the dough, added cinnamon sugar, and for my Reverie post, I added freshly cut apricots! For my Babel post, I kept them plain.

Blueberry scones topped with brown sugar and cinnamon. The buttermilk makes these scones. It’s what brings the richness and moistness. Have you ever heard that hack for when you’re out of buttermilk to just add vinegar or lemon to milk? That’s actually not my favorite substitution for buttermilk. I used that method for years in my baking and then discovered when I started using real buttermilk that the substitution wasn’t bringing the fat content or flavor of the real thing. I also found that real buttermilk helped my baked goods to rise.
I don’t always have buttermilk on hand, though. I do, however, keep greek yogurt in my fridge on a regular basis. To substitute buttermilk, I add a scoop of greek yogurt to a cup or bowl and then water it down with an equal amount of milk. It’s much closer to buttermilk and is an excellent substitution! I imagine sour cream would also work well.

These scones are excellent, though. I love them plain with a dollop of whipped cream (I don’t have access to clotted cream, otherwise that would be my first choice) and some marmalade. They are also so easy to adapt with dried cherries plus almonds, some fresh fruit, or cinnamon and sugar. Use this recipe for plain scones or as a base for whatever type of scones you can dream up.

A word of caution when mixing the scone dough–do so gently and don’t overmix. As you can see in the photo above, the mixture is still a bit dry when I dump it onto the board. From here I’ll need it just a few times to get all the crumbs. The less the dough is handled, the better!

Sometimes I’ll just make a half batch as above. I shape the dough into a circle and a half batch makes 4 perfect scones. You can slice the circle into triangles or using a circle cutter for round scones.


The Best Base Scone Recipe
Makes 8 scones
Ingredients:
250 grams all-purpose flour
65 grams granulated sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
8 Tablespoons of butter, cold, cut into cubes
1/2 cup of buttermilk
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
milk or cream for brushing the top
coarse sugar for dusting on top
Directions:
- Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- Combine all the dry ingredients together in a large mixing bowl. Toss in the cold cubed butter. I like to use my hands for this part and smoosh each piece of butter and coat it in flour. And then break those pieces into smaller pieces, mixing it into the flour until I have a small, pea-sized crumbs of butter. You can also use a pastry cutter or a fork.
- Combine the buttermilk, egg, and vanilla in a separate bowl.
- Add the liquid ingredients to the dry ingredients. Mix together gently and mix as little as possible. The mixture will be a bit sandy, as pictured above.
- Dump the mixture out onto a board and gently fold 3-4 times until barely combined. During this folding is when I would add any additions like fresh fruit.
- Gently combine the dough into a ball and then flatten into a 7-inch disk. You can cut the disk into 8 triangles or use a round cookie cutter to cut out the scones. Place the slices onto the parchment lined baking sheet, leaving space between each slice.
- Place in the freezer for 5-10 minutes until chilled.
- Brush the dough with cream or milk and sprinkle with coarse sugar. Bake for 18-22 minutes until lightly browned on top and cooked through.
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In Someday, Maybe by Onyi Nwabinelli, Eve is mourning the loss of her husband. One day, a new friend who is more of a casual acquaintance buys Eve beef and black bean arepas. The food is both nourishing and comforting, exactly what Eve needs.

She takes me to the Lyric Square street market, buys me arepas stuffed with beef and black beans and says “eat” with an authority that does not leave space for argument. The food is hot, flavorful, and the first bite reignites an appetite I assumed to be beyond resuscitation. “You’re not having any?” I ask through a mouthful.
Someday, Maybe by Onyi Nwabinelli
“Nah. Would just make me miss my abuela.”
“Where is she?”
“Back home.” I don’t press her on it. She watches me until I finish. “Feel better?”
Surprisingly, I do. “Thank you.”On New Year’s Eve, her husband commits suicide and Eve is the one to find him. What unfolds is a tableau of grief and memories as Eve and her family grapple with Quentin’s death. While beautifully written, Someday, Maybe is also incredibly heavy. Quentin’s suicide can be traumatic to read about and it’s heartwrenching to see his family try to make sense of his death.
Eve’s grief is understandably unrelenting. The book only spans about a year so the grief doesn’t really alleviate. But the beauty in this book for me was the very small moments such as a practical stranger buying Eve food and providing the sustenance she needed in the moment. To call it comfort seems too optimistic, but a brief relief from the overwhelming grief.
To recreate the meal Eve eats, I made fresh arepas, For the beef, I marinated overnight a roast in this mojo, pureed in the blender and then cooked it in the crockpot on low for 6-8 hours. The beef should shred beautifully.
I added beef, refried black beans, and queso fresco to my arepa.
If you enjoy books that rip out your heart, I fully recommend Someday, Maybe.
What’s the saddest book you’ve ever read?